“Not Me” Monday, episode #2
I did NOT go to the ER the other night with a 103-degree fever, dressed in my pj’s, black non-skid footwarmers and brown suede clogs. And further I did NOT decide, after my chest x-ray, to return home sans bra because I was so tired. Nooooo … not me. Nope. Innocent, I swear.
“Not Me!” Monday, episode #1
In the tradition of other bloggers, I will join in for “Not Me!” Monday.
“Not Me!” Monday is all about something that you did NOT do. Noooooo … not you. Get it?
So. Today, I was schlepping all around campus, trying to track down the person to whom I give my timesheet, when nature called. Must’ve been the liter of Coke. Anyway, before making my next stop, I popped into the restroom in the computer lab. It reminded me of my elementary school’s restroom, complete with the small tile with nasty-looking grout. I proceeded into a stall and was face-to-face with what was surely the nastiest toilet on campus. So, I proceeded to … um … hover. Let’s just say I did NOT somehow magically miss the toilet and pee on my flip-flop-shodden foot. NO, not me.
And further, this is NOT the very same toilet I accidentally fell onto once after attempting to hover while wearing a 35-pound backpack on my back (because, ugh, it wasn’t going on that nasty floor). No, not me.
And later upon returning home and recounting this tale that did NOT happen to my loving spouse, did he NOT chime in and exclaim that he’d peed on his foot today too!
Apparently the Plemons need target practice. Or, uh, NOT.
